What Scientologists Believe

Is Scientology bad? Is Scientology true? Is Tom Cruise Scientology?

It’s sometimes really difficult to encapsulate a belief system in a few words. Sometimes it’s helpful to describe it with pictures, and it’s often beneficial if those pictures also move.

Here’s a thumbnail sketch of what Scientologists believe:

PS: Despite living quite near South Park, I really don’t like the cartoon at all. I don’t think it’s that funny, and I find it annoying…so annoying that – don’t tell anybody – I killed Kenny.