I've had a Hamsterdance page since the 1990s...and I'm not going to apologize for being hypnotized by it. For the full experience, play the audio file.
Heaven is for Hamsters is fairly long, but worth reading. It's part of an actual conversation between PW and Honus, in which PW is trying to convince Honus to share the Gospel of Jesus with his hamster. Really...I'm not joking.
