It's sometimes really difficult to encapsulate a belief system in a few words. Sometimes it's helpful to describe it with pictures, and it's often beneficial if those pictures also move.

Here's a thumbnail sketch of what Scientologists believe.



PS: Despite living quite near South Park, I really don't like the cartoon at all. I don't think it's that funny, and I find it annoying...so annoying that - don't tell anybody - I killed Kenny.